I'm a Player! What a Coincidence, So Am I!

Su Ruan is just like her name: sweet and soft, simply delectable. There's a saying in her circle: No one can last five seconds under Su Ruan's gaze. Her ex-boyfriends number one, two, three, four, five... all agree. . Chen Zui, known as a ladies' man, refuses to believe it. He insists on showing his friends just how extraordinary his self-control is. . The two arrange to meet at a hotel. The first time he sees Su Ruan, they make eye contact, and he lunges at her! . His friends tease him for being a one-second man. Chen Zui laughs without a care, knowing that even the second it took him to lunge felt too long. . Chen Zui gives in. A staunch believer in staying unmarried, he plans to walk down the aisle, and even throws away his whole fish pond and picks out a name for their child. When Su Ruan hears, her alluring, peach-blossom eyes lift slightly. "Oh, you want to marry me? Sorry, I don't marry fish from a fish pond." Then she turns around and gets herself a sixth boyfriend. . Chen Zui goes mad. * At first, Su Ruan only got together with Chen Zui for fun, because he looked about thirty percent like Shen Shi. Later, she realized that apart from their faces, the two were nothing alike. . Shen Shi is an ink painting. Chen Zui is a bucket of oil paint splashed forcibly across that ink painting. . Su Ruan doesn't like such vivid colors, so she chooses to stay away. Until one day, Chen Zui shows up in a white shirt and smiles faintly. "Hello, I'm Shen Shi." He goes mad. . 1. Neither the male nor female lead is sexually inexperienced. Both are major players early on. 2. The male lead is a little deranged. Later, he starts hallucinating and imagines himself as the second male lead. 3. The female lead initially loves the second male lead, her idealized first love. The male lead looks like him. 4. There's a comeuppance arc for the second male lead, but the female lead won't take him back. 5. There are a lot of potential triggers. If you can't handle it, run! 6. Started on a whim. Updates depend on my mood. Screenshot dated July 30, 2022 Theme: Cherish the person in front of you.