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Narrator: You're dead.
Akashi: ...
Narrator: You died in a car accident.
Akashi: ...
Narrator: And then... (turns around) Director, I can't do this scene anymore.
Due to some irresistible force, Akashi died ten years ago.
Then, due to another irresistible force, he arrived ten years in the future.
There, he met Kuroko, a kindergarten teacher.
"Akashi-kun, please say 'I love you' to me."
Akashi: ...
He met Aomine, a police officer.
"I'm under orders to arrest you, Sei." (puts on handcuffs)
Akashi: ...
He met Kise, a model.
"I love you, mwah, Little Akashi. Don't think you can leave me again."
Akashi: ...
He met Midorima, a doctor who no longer carried lucky charms.
"I realized that ever since you left, my luck seems to have gone into the negatives." And his tsundere side had become a lot more aggressive, too.
Akashi: ...
He met Murasakibara, a gourmet.
"...Akachin!"
Akashi: Yes.
(Narrator: At long last, something to celebrate. He finally said more than nothing.)
He also met Kagami, a firefighter, as well as Himuro, an actor, and...
So, Akashi-kun, what do you think?
Akashi: I think that, during the ten years I was gone, everyone has displayed varying degrees of intellectual disability.
Director: ...
In short, I think there's something wrong with all my teammates.