Readers Always Say They'll Send Me Razor Blades

The male lead talks dirty the moment he starts chatting online. Readers agree he's a real pro! In private, though, he's a homebody who blushes and gets nervous whenever he talks to a girl. As for the heroine, she just loves watching the pro get down to business! B>~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~ My readers say they're going to send me blades. What should I do? I'm waiting for an answer, and it's urgent. What if my readers really send me blades? I'm so scared, Mommy, save me QAQ. My readers say they'll leave me a bad review if I don't get the male lead and the second male lead together. This world is so scary. I'm going back to Cat Planet, meow~ >▽< One of the readers threatening to send blades: Qiu, if you keep tormenting the male lead, I'll send you blades. #PleaseSpareHim# That same reader threatening to send blades: Qiu, if you don't get the male lead and the second male lead together, I'll leave you a bad review. That very same reader threatening to send blades: Qiu, if I catch up with you, can we do the naughty stuff? (*/ω╲*) A little skit: One day, the Great God sent Lin Ruan a message... A Leaf Knows Autumn: WTF, you slandered me again! Ruan Ruan: I wouldn't do that, Great God. I like you so much, how could I slander you~ By the way, please do that thing where you read [WTF] backwards to me. (*/ω╲*) A Leaf Knows Autumn: F**k Lin Ruan (⊙v⊙) I scared the Great God away... Later, one day, the Great God won over a girl who looked lewd but was pure of heart... Ruan Ruan: Great God, why are you taking me to your house~ [innocent face] A Leaf Knows Autumn: To do that thing you said where you read [WTF] backwards. Lin Ruan: _(:зゝ∠)_ Check out Mo Mo's author page to hear about updates as soon as they're posted. Mua! (*╯3╰) Starting this story on May 20~ Kisses~ [More of Mo Mo's voice-acting stories~] New story, new story! Please add it to your collection, kisses~ Theme: