Immortal, Open the Door and Accept This Delivery

Wei Mian has been named Best Courier for three thousand consecutive terms. The Jade Emperor personally awarded him a medal, titled him the Courier Immortal Venerable, and rewarded him with another three thousand years on the job. Xiaotian Dog's review: One star. The collar my master ordered arrived way too fast. I only chewed through the old one yesterday... Cupid's review: I bought so many arrows and not a single one got lost. They arrived way too quickly, though. I hadn't even gotten dressed yet. Judge Lu's review: The face mask works great. Black Impermanence turned white the very night he put it on. Also, the red bean-flavored Meng Po soup was delicious, and it was still hot when it arrived. Content warnings: A lighthearted xianxia story with demons, monsters, ghosts, gods, and mortals. The pairing is set: Wei Mian (top) x Qing Jue (bottom). The story is from the top's perspective. This story will be published on Friday, with a 10,000-word update then. I'll update as usual tomorrow. I hope all you lovely readers will show your support. Mwah! Open wide and take a bite of this recommendation ▼w▼ New stories, coming soon: Author You Ren Wu Pin's profile. Follow the profile and lose ten pounds! "Everyone Who Loves Me Is Crazy" by You Ren Wu Pin: Normal top x experienced crazy bottom "There's a Narcissus Next Door" by You Ren Wu Pin: Narcissistic top x childhood friend bottom "The Geek Goddess" by You Ren Wu Pin: Reborn as an internet-addicted girl Here's my Weibo. Drop by and chat when you have time. Theme: