[End of Volume One. Updates are irregular; I'll post again after finishing an entire story arc.]
I recommend my friend's danmei cultivation novel, "Mystical Farming, Scientific Cultivation." Here's the blurb!
Xiao Ling was sold by his sect to a poor rogue cultivator, a seller of spirit rice.
Sold in a single day, Xiao Ling was so excited he rubbed his hands together. The other man was exactly his type, and he was impotent, which meant Xiao Ling got a handsome Daoist partner (wife) for free. What a bargain!
It's just that this whole family seems a little off. There's a horse pretending to be lame, a chicken that stages accidents for compensation, and especially his Daoist partner, who can actually make all kinds of heavenly treasures!
Heavenly treasures can be made???
A ruthless man to outsiders but softhearted with his own, bottom (Xiao Ling) vs. a straight man to outsiders but gentle and considerate with his own, top (Luo Chen)
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[Fantasy novels coming soon: "Cluck Cluck" and "I Just Want to Be an Ordinary Security Guard." Please add them to your favorites!]
Blurb for this novel:
As the young sect master of the Hehuan Sect and the most talented female disciple since its founding, Li Yu returned to the Hehuan Sect, only to remain stuck at the third level of Qi Refining for five whole years...
The entire Hehuan Sect was baffled. Those who volunteered to become her lovers lined up like fish crossing a river...
Li Yu stared at the sky, speechless. Everyone in the sect was far too passionate. They were all about sincerity, and all about true feelings. When love ran deep, cultivation soared; when love ended, their cultivation shattered like a mirror made of paper. If one romance couldn't solve a cultivation problem, then she could always have two.
She watched her father's courtyard and her mother's courtyard fight every day, her martial brothers and sisters swearing eternal love at the drop of a hat, and the elders' illegitimate children from outside the sect showing up one after another...
This was too much trouble. She couldn't handle it. She'd better pack up and run away while she still could.
Unexpectedly, before she could even leave the mountain gate, her father and mother pulled her aside with mysterious smiles and said, "Our Hehuan Sect has a male and a female young sect master. Why don't you two..."
Li Yu: @#￥%^&*... We're siblings! ... You demonic cultivators are way too wild!
She looked at the aloof, cold Si Jing. Among the Hehuan Sect's handsome men and beautiful women, he stood out like a crane among chickens. She thought, well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
Warnings:
1. They are not biological siblings. They are not biological siblings. They are not biological siblings!!!
2. Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Void Returning, Dao Integration, Heaven-Connecting.
3. A cultivation-and-romance story written for my own enjoyment as I get back into writing. The main plot is leveling up and falling in love. Slow burn, melodramatic.
4. The values in this story are at the bottom of a moral ditch. If you've already climbed out, I don't recommend jumping in.
Theme: There is genuine love in this world!
The heroine feels that she really doesn't like this Si Jing. . I feel like I'm a little stubborn. If you don't like me, I want you to never be like this. . . But everyone felt that because the heroine's love disaster was caused by him and he didn't pass it, they all felt that the heroine's love was deep. . I'm speechless
Damn it, I feel like Si Jing is so pretentious and mentally ill. Why does the heroine like this?
Haven't watched it yet! But this copywriting is very good, it will be more good if we meet in po hehe
He hates the heroine because she doesn't want to be raped? ? ?
This male protagonist doesn't have a mouth, and I can't explain why.
Good news, good news, great news——
New arrivals in store! New arrivals in store! Not a waste of collection! Not a waste of collection!
Pre-collection 1: When I open my eyes, they are all furry. I don't want to say that I am a chicken! ——"Cluck"
Pre-collection 2: In order to lie down in the world of immortality, I had no choice but to descend to the earth! ——"I just want to be an ordinary security guard"
Pre-receipt 3: Pure Love God of War can't LSP! ——"Deception and Innocence"
Copywriting of "Giggle":
When I open my eyes, they are all furry. I don't want to say that I am a chicken!
What to do if you dress up like a chicken! Can't wait! Urgent! Urgent!
Fortunately, I am a little hen, and I was lucky enough to avoid the fate of being defeated at the beginning!
Unexpectedly, I was promoted to the title of Old Hen in just a few months! And because he couldn't lay eggs, he was arrested and made to make soup!
Between laying eggs and running away, Xiaofeng chose... To hatch eggs!
It was just a show, but I didn't expect that a... Bare little male chicken actually hatched.
Raising children is hard! The little chicken is so edible that Xiaofeng couldn't help but say: "My big boy, Mom" when she and her children stole rice and vegetables.
Mom worked hard to give birth to you and raise you. When you grow up, it's OK to be a send-off chicken to make Mom happy for the rest of her life, right? "
The latest big news in Kunlun East is that the Beast Control Sect, which has been in decline for many years, actually raised a phoenix, turned over on the ground, and directly faced the Demon King of Sunset Mountain!
The female demons of Sunset Mountain are gossiping, and the phoenix of the Beast Control Sect is a male phoenix with ancient bloodline, extremely beautiful and powerful.
However, this extremely beautiful and powerful phoenix has a strange hobby...
He kept an old hen as a spiritual pet. Not only did he carry it on his head every day, he would also often personally change his tricks to hunt for the pet chicken.
The demons in Sunset Mountain don't understand what it means to raise chickens.
Phoenix, who carries a chicken on his head every day, is also bald. However, the chicken is still difficult to take care of and cannot get enough oil and salt.
Morning: "My head hurts from being pressed by you. Can you come into my arms and I will hold you?"
Noon: "What do you want to eat? Can I catch a snake?"
Evening: "I got the demon pill for you to eat. Can you practice it tonight?"
Xiaofeng, who was squatting on the head of the big bird and admiring the scenery, said Shiran: "Dahuang, dear mother... I don't want to go down, I don't want to eat snakes, I don't want to practice!"
Little Phoenix was very angry: "Don't call me Dahuang! You can't do the first two, but you must practice with me at night!"
Kittens are born to be ridden (shock sound)
He said directly that his heart was almost broken, and he still spoke so hard.
… Men, no.
The heroine has nothing else to do after spending all day thinking about pure things?
The heroine feels that she really doesn't like this Si Jing. . I feel like I'm a little stubborn. If you don't like me, I want you to never be like this. . . But everyone felt that because the heroine's love disaster was caused by him and he didn't pass it, they all felt that the heroine's love was deep. . I'm speechless
Damn it, I feel like Si Jing is so pretentious and mentally ill. Why does the heroine like this?
Haven't watched it yet! But this copywriting is very good, it will be more good if we meet in po hehe
He hates the heroine because she doesn't want to be raped? ? ?
This male protagonist doesn't have a mouth, and I can't explain why.
Good news, good news, great news—— New arrivals in store! New arrivals in store! Not a waste of collection! Not a waste of collection! Pre-collection 1: When I open my eyes, they are all furry. I don't want to say that I am a chicken! ——"Cluck" Pre-collection 2: In order to lie down in the world of immortality, I had no choice but to descend to the earth! ——"I just want to be an ordinary security guard" Pre-receipt 3: Pure Love God of War can't LSP! ——"Deception and Innocence" Copywriting of "Giggle": When I open my eyes, they are all furry. I don't want to say that I am a chicken! What to do if you dress up like a chicken! Can't wait! Urgent! Urgent! Fortunately, I am a little hen, and I was lucky enough to avoid the fate of being defeated at the beginning! Unexpectedly, I was promoted to the title of Old Hen in just a few months! And because he couldn't lay eggs, he was arrested and made to make soup! Between laying eggs and running away, Xiaofeng chose... To hatch eggs! It was just a show, but I didn't expect that a... Bare little male chicken actually hatched. Raising children is hard! The little chicken is so edible that Xiaofeng couldn't help but say: "My big boy, Mom" when she and her children stole rice and vegetables. Mom worked hard to give birth to you and raise you. When you grow up, it's OK to be a send-off chicken to make Mom happy for the rest of her life, right? " The latest big news in Kunlun East is that the Beast Control Sect, which has been in decline for many years, actually raised a phoenix, turned over on the ground, and directly faced the Demon King of Sunset Mountain! The female demons of Sunset Mountain are gossiping, and the phoenix of the Beast Control Sect is a male phoenix with ancient bloodline, extremely beautiful and powerful. However, this extremely beautiful and powerful phoenix has a strange hobby... He kept an old hen as a spiritual pet. Not only did he carry it on his head every day, he would also often personally change his tricks to hunt for the pet chicken. The demons in Sunset Mountain don't understand what it means to raise chickens. Phoenix, who carries a chicken on his head every day, is also bald. However, the chicken is still difficult to take care of and cannot get enough oil and salt. Morning: "My head hurts from being pressed by you. Can you come into my arms and I will hold you?" Noon: "What do you want to eat? Can I catch a snake?" Evening: "I got the demon pill for you to eat. Can you practice it tonight?" Xiaofeng, who was squatting on the head of the big bird and admiring the scenery, said Shiran: "Dahuang, dear mother... I don't want to go down, I don't want to eat snakes, I don't want to practice!" Little Phoenix was very angry: "Don't call me Dahuang! You can't do the first two, but you must practice with me at night!"
Kittens are born to be ridden (shock sound)
He said directly that his heart was almost broken, and he still spoke so hard.
… Men, no.
The heroine has nothing else to do after spending all day thinking about pure things?