Every Time I Log In, Someone Tries to Kill Me

Su Anya downloaded a ton of patches to play this game, only to find they were completely useless. Everything had been censored. Su Anya did a lot of work to unlock the romance routes, only to find it was all completely useless. Everything was adults-only. Su Anya harassed customer support to get an explanation, only to find it was completely useless. "You have to at least tell me why people keep trying to kill me, right?" "How many times have I told you I'm not customer support!" P.S. The heroine is ridiculously overpowered. She can take on the world, the universe, anything!