The Person I Like Is Always Trying to Set Me Up with Someone

Early on: System: Heh. Host: Every time I hear you say "heh," I imagine a dead little girl with a poker face, putting on what she thinks is a super aloof air while mocking me. System: ... (Damn it, I really want to kill her.) System: This System can be a little girl or a mature woman. Do you take this System for some low-class lovesick woman like yourself? Host: Oh, System, give me a number-one handsome guy's face. System: ... (Damn it, I really want to beat her to death.) Later on: Host: I want to hold you, but I'll never be able to touch you. System: ... Damn it, Host, what mindless, melodramatic third-rate romance novel have you been reading now? Synopsis: Du Nian had a crush on her dream guy for years, but never once told him she liked him. One day, she clicked on a website called Love, and from then on, her life was turned upside down. This story is also called "A Step-by-Step Guide to Pursuing Your Dream Guy"... Not! Things to know before jumping in: 1. Apparently some warnings aren't allowed, so just assume this story contains every possible landmine you might step on. 2. It's silly and sweet. Please leave your brain behind when you read. 3. Don't ask who's the top or bottom. Whoever falls in love first is the bottom. 4. Not long, not short, but the story isn't long. 5. The blurb differs somewhat from the actual story, so click with caution!