Spare Me, My Consort

On the very day the emperor seized power, Noble Consort Wei knelt to receive the first imperial decree: three feet of white silk and a cup of poisoned wine. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the lowest-ranking maid in the emperor's household. Looking at his face, plump and white as a glutinous rice ball, Wei Xi's little hand twitched. Should she strangle him, hang him, or just poison him? Wait, plump and white? Ah, the emperor was only three years old, while Wei Xi... was five! New novel now underway: All she wanted was to find a handsome man with good genes to spend one night as her bandit husband, then leave once she was pregnant. But the man she'd painstakingly seduced suddenly told her his father was the emperor, his uncle was the regent, and his younger brother was the current emperor. Xu Ci: EXM? When Heaven is about to place a great responsibility on someone, it first tests their resolve and makes them suffer. Xu Ci decided: My family has dibs on the next emperor! Here's the problem: The future emperor isn't a henpecked husband! She has to tame him. She absolutely has to tame him! A self-(hao)(se)-reliant heroine x a stunningly handsome hero Upcoming novel: The Goddess Training Manual The first secret to becoming a goddess: Be beautiful, very beautiful, unbelievably beautiful! The second secret to becoming a goddess: Be alluring, very alluring. If you're not bewitching, how can you flirt? The third secret to becoming a goddess: You have to give it your all to win! Beauty, abs, and talent, she can't be missing a single one~ In a nutshell: A genius goddess dominates the entertainment industry! Theme: