(HE) Happy Endings Are Too Much to Bear

[System: Host, please pay attention! Host, please pay attention! In this transmigration, you must reach a HE ending in every world! If you keep messing around, you'll be erased = =] [Lin Xi: Oh, got it. So as long as the ending is HE, right? The process doesn't matter?] [System: Are you trying to exploit a loophole in the System, you @#@#@#@#@#! Why not just complete the mission properly?! The rewards are amazing, aren't you even tempted, Host??] [Lin Xi: Oh? What are the rewards? Can you send me back to the present and give me a body?] [System: Sorry! You don't have clearance for that yet.] [Lin Xi: Heh.] [System: ...Host, that's enough. Threatening the System is wrong! Look at all the top-quality semes this great System has arranged for you. They're absolutely handpicked, ahhh!?] [Lin Xi: So you personally arranged all those impossible-to-win-over targets? Then I should thank you, I guess!] [System: Hehe, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything. Host, just focus on your missions. Then I can level up sooner, and after that I'll have enough power to send you back to reality!] [Lin Xi looked up at yet another unfamiliar blue sky and sighed, ignoring the System's incessant chatter.] [System: ...What do I do when my Host is being difficult again?] Simply put, this is the story of an insecure shou who meets a goofy System in order to survive, then transmigrates through various books with the man fate has chosen for him. See how the aloof shou wins back his beloved's heart, again and again! Cold, scheming shou VS domineering, devoted attack. Theme: