On New Year's Eve, the Twelve Zodiac animals got into a huge scuffle and accidentally broke the Jade Emperor's favorite colored-glass cup. Someone then tossed the pieces down to the mortal realm. When the Jade Emperor learned of it the next day, he flew into a rage and kicked all twelve down to the human world. They weren't allowed back into Heaven until they found all the pieces.
Niu Niu: Master is so handsome! His singing is so nice!
Mu Zihan: Silly little thing, if you like it, Master will sing for you every day ^_^
Niu Niu: I refuse to be a freeloader. I'm going out to earn money and support the family!
The ladies at the coffee shop: Niu Niu, come snuggle up in our arms!
Lu Chengfeng: Well, aren't you a little cutie with a soft tush~
Mu Zihan: (slaps Lu Chengfeng flying) Damn it! Get lost! How dare you touch my precious sweetheart!
The ladies at the coffee shop: (starry-eyed) Oh my gosh! The top is so cool! Even the side character top is so handsome!
Lu Chengfeng: (turns into a shooting star and streaks across the sky) Sob, sob. Xiao Hanhan, do you still remember your little Fengfeng by Daming Lake?
Gentle, sunny top VS stubborn, innocent bottom
A short, cute story. Please don't flame it if it's not your thing.