As a spirit, Li Yitang was lucky just to be carved into a stone statue and placed in the garden of a wealthy household as a decorative object.
She had planned to live a quiet life, chatting about gossip with the other spirits in the garden every day, or listening to the young master confide in her until she had accumulated enough merit to ascend. But then she was sold to a new owner! [Not that she minds]
Time: Some day, some month, some year
Location: In front of the wall to the left of the tavern entrance
Tavern job opening: Wine taster and general help in the back courtyard
Job requirements:
1. Those who can drink without getting drunk preferred.
2. Strong self-defense skills, strong nerves, decent fighting skills, no fear of death, calm under pressure, and a sharp tongue preferred.
3. Those who love desserts and malt sugar preferred.
Li Xunhuan: "..."
He understood the first requirement, but what on earth were the second and third?
Li Xunhuan: My wife just loves collecting things I've used... towels, hair, knives, hair ribbons. She won't even spare my [censored]! How can I get her to change this habit?
A Fei: ...Good luck with that.
Li Yitang: Husband, why did you throw away the [censored] I hid again!
Read this story at your own risk: 1. This is strictly one-on-one, no NP. The male lead has no one but Li Xunhuan! [Hey]
2. The author often has sound values (not really!?). This is a sweet story with a fun, chaotic plot. If it's not for you, please move along. (P.S. The story will update every day during the seven-day National Day holiday. After that, it'll update five times a week, meaning... no updates on weekends, but updates every weekday. The main reason is that the author, Xiao Ha, is a little busy in real life... so this story can only update five times a week. I need the weekends to rest, catch up on sleep, and... study QAQ for exams.)
3. This story was first published on Jinjiang Original Network. No reposting of any kind!
4. The female lead is a transmigrator, but so much time has passed that even she has forgotten she came from the modern world. (P.S. She's a good girl! Her thought process is probably pretty normal...)
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This is the first time I read Xiao Li's flying knife fanfics, not counting the fast-traveling ones, and those ones are really poorly written, and they are all about torturing scumbags. Very helpful writing
Why can people you don't like stay together for a long time? I hate Zhan Yun and Xu Qing. They are so selfish.
I never understood it. Has Xiao Lizi recovered his memory? It's the one who has always loved Maltang and lost his memory because of Maltang's resurrection.
Support Young Master_(:з∠)_
Alas, I haven't seen everyone gather at the Linfu Pavilion again. Why is it over? I can only hope that everyone can reunite!!!
Killua, why is it Killua and not the eldest brother? Or is the second brother good too~
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
If you want to read the external history of martial arts, I support a lot of digging.
Alas, Seeing Ah Fei in the parallel world, It's really sad, If I find Ah Fei again, can I let him practice immortality or something like that? At least don't feel sad every few decades like this!!!
It's almost finished_(:_‖∠)_ Who are you going to hook up with next time? Master?