[Crossover] Alice(?) Wanders into Another World

My name is Alice (crossed out)... Ellis.

That's right, the Alice from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, just like you were thinking.

That may be so... but I'm a guy, damn it! I may be small and delicate, but I'm still a guy!!! Why does every person in my dreams think I'm a girl at first sight? Is this some kind of joke? Can I get a break, damn it?! It's Ellis! E-l-l-i-s! To hell with Alice! Even if they sound the same, they're spelled differently, aren't they? And you all keep calling me Alice, Alice, Alice!

Alice, Alice, Alice... Alice, my foot!!! Call me that again and I'll lose it and beat you up!

(╯°皿°)╯︵ ┻━┻ [Furious table flip]

Ahem... Right... I got a little worked up just now. Let me tell you about something that's been bothering me lately...

Though I say lately, it's actually been going on for a year.

After I had that dream about Wonderland, I thought it was really interesting and organized some of the plot into a book. Other than that, I didn't react much.

That is, until I started dreaming again not long afterward... In every dream, I find myself in some strange world. That alone isn't a problem... The dream worlds are pretty interesting, and since time doesn't exist in dreams, each one feels like a pleasant, relaxing vacation.

But... recently, I suddenly realized that the people from my dreams are actually showing up in real life! Aaaaaaaaaah!!! What on earth is going on that I don't know about?! [Horrified]