Fate: The Green-Haired Heartthrob Next Door

When EMIYA isn't the only guardian on Alaya's side... When these two creatures live together in the same space... EMIYA: "Damn it! Why do you have to live in my Throne of Heroes?!" {Angry} Green Hair: {Smiling gently} "Ah, EMIYA. Alaya thought the view from my Throne of Heroes was lovely, so it tossed me and all my things over here with you." EMIYA: "Fine..." {Sighs} "From now on, you're responsible for tidying up your own things. When I'm out, you're responsible for tidying up both your things and mine. Think of it as your rent. Got it? (That bastard Alaya!)" Green Hair: "Got it." {Smiles} A few days later EMIYA: "Another bowl, please." {Eating} Green Hair: "Ahh~ Sure~" {Takes the bowl} EMIYA: "What the hell! Wait, this is all wrong!!! Who's taking care of whom here?!" When the two were first assigned to come down together... When the plot went haywire by accident... EMIYA: {Smiles} "You smiling snake. Heh heh, Alaya sent you down here too. What a miserable fate..." Green Hair: (Can I punch him, Shirou?) ... Shirou: {Glances over} ...Whatever. And so, this is a thoroughly ridiculous and infuriating story...