The NPC Strikes Back

Player One: "Big prize pack, big prize pack! Please let me draw Cupid's one-and-only limited-edition couples' ring~~~" Player Two: "Heaven, hear me! Earth, hear me! Whichever deity you are, please show yourself!" Player Three: "There were once ninety-nine big prize packs right in front of me, but I didn't seize them. When I missed my chance, I regretted it so much. Nothing in this world is more painful. If Heaven would give me one more chance, I'd say to the big prize pack: If you don't give me Cupid's one-and-only ring, my wife is going to run off with someone else~" QAQ Meanwhile, Feng Yuanyuan stood in the corner, smiling as she counted her spoils: "I bought ninety-nine big prize packs and got ninety-eight pairs of Cupid's one-and-only rings. What a haul~" (⊙v⊙) Theme: