My Wife Is Fierce (Transmigration)

Lin Fan has one streak of bad luck after another. He even manages to crash into a telephone pole while checking out a pretty girl, and after his soul leaves his body, he can follow her around. He thinks his luck has finally turned, but little does he know this is only the beginning of his misfortune. He discovers the pretty girl is fake. What a tragedy! Then he gets to witness a man-on-man brawl. What a disaster! He wishes he could gouge out his own eyes and leave, but then everything goes black... When he wakes up, he realizes the pretty girls have left him forever. His misfortune has finally arrived: from now on, there won't be a single chance to admire pretty girls, because the whole world is full of men. There may be boys and ge'er, but in Lin Fan's eyes, if they have no breasts or butt and have all the parts a man should have, what else could they be but men? The only comfort Lin Fan has is the adorable little one by his side, a lamp to light up the darkness of his future. As for getting a wife, that's way too terrifying. Lin Fan doesn't even dare think about it... Theme: