Escape from the Mary Sue System

He Yunqing was an online writer who specialized in brainless wish-fulfillment stories where everyone fell in love with the protagonist at first sight. One day, after cheerfully making the love interest in his story look in the mirror and die from his own beauty, he transmigrated. The Great Tom Sue: “Our scan shows that you're a rare talent, young man. Here's a System. Go save those worlds where men don't understand that perfection is worth loving!” From then on, He Yunqing's life turned into this: Passerby A: “Holy crap, that guy is gorgeous! He's stolen my heart!” Passerby B: “No! I'm the one whose heart got stolen!” Passerby C rushed up, grabbed He Yunqing's hands, dropped to one knee, and shouted, “Beautiful one! I'll marry you! I'll even turn gay for you!” He Yunqing: “...” System, screw you! Go eat shit! I'm done! Warnings: One-on-one romance, main character is the bottom, a heartthrob bottom. The top doesn't fall for him because of the heartthrob System. Obsessive top x unwilling heartthrob bottom Maybe it won't be as swoon-worthy as you imagine, but it will definitely be as funny as you imagine! The author has gone mad. Don't make me take my meds! Going premium next Monday, November 2. Three chapters on launch day, so please show your support! Kisses!!! My other CP stories: And a paranormal story that some friends and I are planning to start: Theme: