The story of a Venom Druid who comes to Douluo and proceeds to get herself killed...
Way to Get Yourself Killed #1
Venom Druid: You brainless Central Plains fools!
Everyone: ... (Taunt skill MAX √)
Way to Get Yourself Killed #2
Venom Druid: Hmph! I'll release you all!
Everyone: ... (Aggro skill at max √)
Way to Get Yourself Killed #3
Venom Druid: Hmph, I'm switching to Venom Scripture!
Everyone: ... Stop messing around!
Venom Druid: Hmph! If I don't switch, I'll release you all!
Everyone: ... (#How do we kill that Venom Druid? We really want to bite her to death#)
Also known as:
"A Venom Druid's Many Ways to Get Herself Killed"
"How Do You Deal with Wanting to Bite That Healer to Death?"
"How to Survive After Being Released"
"Those Ridiculously Foolish Humans"
Couples: Tang San x Qu Yue (Five Poisons), Xiao Wu x Ye Luoshui (Hidden Sword), Hua Jianyou (Myriad Flowers) x Li Feisha (Heavenly Strategies). Don't read if you dislike these pairings.
[Disclaimer]
1. This is a work of wish fulfillment. Please don't take it too seriously. If you have any comments or suggestions, please phrase them politely. The author isn't very familiar with some of the game's skills, so please go easy on me, you technical experts.
2. This is not a San-Wu pairing. The author's writing may be a little immature, so if you don't like it, please click the X in the top right.
3. The author welcomes all opinions and suggestions offered with respect and goodwill. Insulting or personally attacking comments will be deleted. Thank you.
Woohoo, the epidemic has been released, when will you come back
Not updating is not a good author
My eyes are so tired from watching it. There are so many characters complaining about it that I can't react. It's so difficult to find the interaction between Tang Xiaosan and A Luo in a bunch of random cloak dialogues. Can you be considerate of the reader's feeling of waiting for the protagonist to sprinkle sweets? ! It's ok for everyone to wait until the microphone is turned off!
Sister Hua asked Huajian Yu to be a real man (?●?)
I thought many people would complain about the name Li Feisha (??д?`)
Madam, please come back soon for an update.
Woohoo, the epidemic has been released, when will you come back
Not updating is not a good author
My eyes are so tired from watching it. There are so many characters complaining about it that I can't react. It's so difficult to find the interaction between Tang Xiaosan and A Luo in a bunch of random cloak dialogues. Can you be considerate of the reader's feeling of waiting for the protagonist to sprinkle sweets? ! It's ok for everyone to wait until the microphone is turned off!
Sister Hua asked Huajian Yu to be a real man (?●?)
I thought many people would complain about the name Li Feisha (??д?`)
I. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I wonder if the author is...
Tang San: However, he didn't come back (T^T)
I almost saw the random touching pattern ⊙ω⊙