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Just as Yuanjun Yinian was about to ascend, she sacrificed herself to save all living beings, only to be struck by a tribulation lightning bolt and sent straight to the Nine Provinces, a hundred thousand years in the future.
She discovers that she has become a national goddess, and even her memorial portrait has been turned into a reaction image!
Yuanjun: ???
Is this really how you treat your goddess?
What's more, cultivators in the Nine Provinces never seem to run out of exams, and even the test papers have to drag her into it
Chinese: Recite and write from memory Yuanjun Yinian's work, Letter to the Cultivators of the Nine Provinces.
Yuanjun, bewildered.jpg: I never wrote that.
Politics: Analyze, with reference to reality, why Yuanjun Yinian said, "When cultivators are strong, the Nine Provinces are strong."
Yuanjun, fake smile.jpg: I never said that.
History: In year XXX of the Nine Provinces calendar, why did Yuanjun Yinian draw a circle around the central and southern provinces?
Yuanjun, rubbing her forehead.jpg: I never drew that.
After staring at the test paper for a full three minutes, Yuanjun Yinian picked up a knife.
Enough talk. She's going to blow up the examination hall!
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A hundred thousand years later, the Nine Provinces seem to have gotten the wrong idea about Yuanjun Yinian.
Er Ya was reborn in this era, saddled with blame for everything. She planned to keep her secret identity intact and live quietly.
But after her secret identity was exposed, everyone came out of the woodwork claiming they had been involved with her.
A stunningly gifted array cultivator: "Master took me in as a disciple back then because she was coveting my beauty."
Er Ya: "I'm expelling you from the sect right now."
The dashing, charming leader of the Phoenix clan: "Yuanjun Yinian and I are the canon couple. The history books even say we had a child!"
Er Ya: "Hello, research institute? There's a male phoenix here who can only lay eggs."
A serene, moonlit Buddhist monk who has renounced worldly desires: "The Buddha and Yuanjun are both in my heart."
Er Ya: "Excuse me, make way. It's too crowded in your heart. I need to get out."
As more and more people tried to claim a connection to her, Er Ya raised her knife again. "Men only slow down my sword arm."
Later
A man with exquisite features and strikingly beautiful eyes sat beside Er Ya. He looked almost too beautiful to be real, yet he personally tied up her long hair, then gently kissed her lips.
"From now on, a hundred flowers will bloom for you, Guangchuan will surge for you, and all things in the Nine Provinces will live and die, "
The man pointed to his own heart. "Everything beats here for you."
Everyone: What happened to men slowing down your sword arm?
Er Ya blinked.
Surely They don't count as a man... right?
★ The male lead is the will of the Nine Provinces
★ Next story
I Have a City Under the Sea
Naiting only wanted to get the toilet at home fixed. From then on, her life started going very wrong.
On the first day, she fished a cuttlefish out of the toilet.
On the second day, she fished a starfish out of the toilet.
Two weeks later, a torrent of seawater gushed out of the toilet and flooded Naiting's home. When she opened her eyes again, she was in an unfamiliar sea, having become a mermaid princess, a romanceable character in a male-oriented Western fantasy game.
The game's original male lead held a blade and said tenderly, "I've heard a mermaid's heart is the most exquisite gemstone in the world. The noblewoman I'm to marry wants a necklace of gemstones."
"My dear, if you love me, become her necklace. That way, you'll be by my side in another form."
Naiting: ...
Sorry, I only want to make a necklace out of your skull.
After barely escaping back to the deep sea, the currents carried her to an underwater ruin.
Game System: Ding, Please rebuild [The Lost Undersea Divine Realm: End City]!
Naiting: Is this some kind of city-building RPG?
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In an age when the gods had become legends, an ancient city opened its eyes and awoke from slumber to the song of a mermaid.
It said, You will become the eternal, undying light of this deep sea.
Theme: Live with a clear conscience before heaven and earth; let the judgment of your character rest in the hearts of others.
Dad, are you waiting for us to wake up? Is 20 bottles enough? I love you.
Leave a claw in case you forget...
It's a good idea if you don't take advantage of it~ Mrs. Mua!
It's even harder to wait. What master? Where did the master come from?
Ah, I'm back. If I hadn't taken a look, I wouldn't have known it was updated. QAQ
Wu Da has also disappeared ○○ (><)○○
Yeah yeah yeah finally updated! ! !
Well, it's been greatly updated (^_^)☆
Wow, why is there no QAQ again?
2333Then I'll go play games too.