[Crossover Film and TV, Spider-Man Focus] I've Never Seen Such a Ball-Crushing Morning

The premise comes from the childhood cartoon Martin Morning: Every morning, he wakes up to find that he has turned into something strange. If you can't handle this premise, sorry, please go easy on me. No, wait, please click the X. (*/ω\*) The protagonist has a very unusual vibe, and I, the author, am a little tipsy too. Basically, it's the story of a worldly old hand from Chinese society who suddenly becomes capable of being male or female, human or beast, gay or straight [huh?], and has no choice but to pack up and move to America, where he wreaks havoc on people with both normal and abnormal values. The protagonist's golden finger: 1. Does being able to transform count? (*/ω\*) 2. His personality doesn't match the vibe of the locals in this world. He's so unusual that everyone around him gets a little tipsy. 3. He's a smooth-talking braggart who knows how to act like a jerk and talk himself into trouble [shameless]. I swear I won't add any more golden fingers! Otherwise, I'll livestream myself chopping off my dick [as if I even have one]. No chapters stockpiled. I'll try to update once a week, but the day is random. I'm doing whatever I want, so come at me. Just go easy when you bite, okay? I'm scared of pain. (*/ω\*) The main plot is, very responsibly, about going to school! That's right, going to school like a good kid! If anything happens, meet at the corner store after class! The Avengers are still very professional. This little brat's lousy skill isn't fit for the big leagues yet. _(:зゝ∠)_ The image is something I made myself. It's kind of dumb, haha. But why is the brat still so busy after school? _(:зゝ∠)_ I have no idea Oh, right. The story will probably feature the Avengers, the young heroes from the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon, Criminal Minds, occasional cameos by the X-Men, and the Terminator. If you haven't seen Ultimate Spider-Man, you'll have a really hard time following along.