The Cultivation World's Number One Orator

Ning Qing, a quick-witted boy who lives by the creed, “The universe is so vast, I have to go see it,” is constantly bracing for one crisis after another, until he encounters a sword. Its amnesiac sword spirit seems perfectly normal, except that it likes to smack people in the face with its own body. Ning Qing lets himself believe that his bizarre life has finally seen a glimmer of hope. But no, fate's gears are far too busy. Years later, Ning Qing shakes the cultivation world with a single strike of his courtroom gavel, earning fame across the land as the man whose words bring people to their knees. Challenger: Will you dare to fight me? Ning Qing: ...Are you really this stupid, or are you pretending? You actually came to challenge me so brazenly. Don't you know I have a forbidden technique called “Whoever I glare at gets pregnant, and whoever I scorn miscarries”? Challenger: W-what?! Ning Qing's words come true. The challenger breaks down: This isn't scientific! Why would a guy like me get pregnant and miscarry?! Ah, my stomach hurts! There's so much blood! Bro, help me! A sword spirit whose demeanor may or may not be normal, as the gong × a quick-witted shou whose demeanor is definitely abnormal Theme: