The Scumbag Alpha Is Always Asking for Trouble [Book Transmigration]

[Entirely fictional, unrelated to reality] [Main story complete]

[Cold, world-weary Tibetan Mastiff A X sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside revenge-seeking white rabbit O]

[Entirely fictional, unrelated to reality]

Lu Xibie, don't transmigrate! She transmigrated into a rare scum-A novel.

The scum A in the book was evil through and through. She tore the book up halfway through reading it, and, unfortunately, became that scum A herself.

Looking at Chu Liruo before her, trembling, with a bright red handprint on her face and tears streaming down like pear blossoms in the rain, and at the mess all around them,

Lu Xibie thought bitterly, What a fucked-up world.

Lu Xibie picked up a knife and plunged it toward her own chest. Being this much of a scumbag, she might as well die.

The knife bent. Lu Xibie looked at Chu Liruo, who eyed her warily through glistening tears. "Is this another one of your ways to torture me?"

Lu Xibie: I really do want to die.

The next time, Lu Xibie woke to find Chu Liruo in tatters, covered in inexplicable bruises, and clearly tortured by her to the point of exhaustion. Lu Xibie's heart hurt so much she could hardly breathe. She picked up a laser gun, intent on blowing her own brains out.

Who knew Chu Liruo would pull her hand holding the laser gun down?

Her eyes brimmed with intoxicating springtime warmth as she said, "I wanted this."

-

Chu Liruo was Reborn, back at the point where all her misfortunes began.

The day she officially married Lu Xibie.

Before the housekeeper, Wang Zhiying, could make a move, she slapped herself just before Lu Xibie entered the room, smashed the glass on the table, and put on a pitiful, tearful display.

In her previous life, this was how the woman Lu Xibie had been so devoted to won her heart.

Who knew Lu Xibie wouldn't even ask what happened, but would pick up a fruit knife and stab herself in the chest?

This turn of events truly baffled her.

She thought she would have to go through untold hardship to escape this house in this life.

Who knew Lu Xibie would be completely different from the Lu Xibie she had known before?

Not only did she give her the greatest freedom, she also helped her get an evolution serum.

Everyone outside said Lu Xibie was hot-tempered, irritable, and combative.

Only Chu Liruo knew how gentle she was with her.

"You are the only person among them all whom I want to love.

You cannot measure what this means.

It means a spring in the desert, a flowering tree on the barren plain.

My heart has not withered.

In my soul there remains a place waiting for a divine revelation, and for that I thank you."

Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund

[Highlights]

The setting is entirely fictional. The scum A has no cheat abilities.

Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting.

Many original details.

The plot takes precedence over logic.

For updates, see Weibo: seven thousand updates.

Blurb written on April 27, 2023.

[Next book] Deeply Devoted Character Now Online [Entertainment Industry]

Jiang Linmian had an ex-girlfriend who was a walking encyclopedia of sweet nothings. She could say things like "I love her to death" and "I can't even imagine how I'd live without her" without missing a beat.

She had a girlfriend who was a gifted writer. The love letters she wrote for her could be pieced together to circle a hundred-square-meter room, and she often told her, "Who else would love you if not me?"

She had another ex-girlfriend who posted sentimental tributes on her birthday every night, right on schedule, and somehow became a hugely popular emotional-inspiration blogger on Weibo.

Then there was the most outrageous one. Whenever Jiang Linmian updated her comics, this girl reacted in real time. Whenever she posted on Weibo, the girl's reactions were intense. If Jiang Linmian hadn't known she was straight, she would have thought the girl was falling in love with her.

With all these women around her, she became a notorious "heartbreaker."

Jiang Linmian was so fed up she was exhausted. "Bah, they're all hopeless romantics."

Until one day, she deleted all her social media apps and went to live in seclusion somewhere quiet.

Not long after, her neighborhood suddenly got lively again...

[Next book] I Stole the Male Lead's Eight Wives [Transmigration into a Book]

Qi Liuyi transmigrated into a power fantasy novel for men called The Path to the Boundless Divine Realm. The male lead in the book had one lucky break after another, seized every opportunity, stole spirit herbs, ventured into secret realms, and steadily increased his cultivation. He enjoyed the company of countless beauties and became the first person in thousands of years to shatter the void and enter the divine realm.

But ever since Qi Liuyi entered the book, she felt that something about the story's development was off.

At the male lead's wedding to the princess of the human realm, she descended from the sky and asked the princess, "Will you come with me?"

The demon-realm saintess was trapped in a restriction, and just as the male lead was about to go to her, Qi Liuyi waved a hand and broke it. The saintess took her hand and soared into the sky with her.

The foremost cultivator of the immortal realm was surrounded on all sides, and just as the male lead was about to play the hero, Qi Liuyi picked her up and ran.

The Buddhist realm's heir to the throne called her a lifelong friend.

After that, the princess of the human realm was inseparable from her.

At the brink of death, the demon-realm saintess searched every corner of a mass grave to find a Soul-Summoning Guide for her.

The usually aloof and dignified leader of the immortal realm sacrificed her cultivation to extend Qi Liuyi's life.

The demon-realm princess sent her spirit medicines and magical artifacts to nourish her body every few days.

The male lead saw Qi Liuyi as a thorn in his side and a thorn in his flesh, and wished he could skin her alive and tear her limb from limb.

In his eyes, this woman who had appeared out of nowhere had stolen the eight wives who were rightfully his.

He even declared that the eight realms and Qi Liuyi would be enemies to the death.

The princess of the human realm called him despicable.

The leader of the immortal realm vowed to protect Qi Liuyi and keep her safe for the rest of her life.

The demon-realm saintess declared that anyone who opposed Qi Liuyi was an enemy of hers.

The Buddhist realm's heir to the throne said the gates of the Buddhist realm would always be open to Qi Liuyi.

The demon-realm princess transformed into her true form and stayed by Qi Liuyi's side.

Every one of them was a peerlessly beautiful woman, capable of making fish sink and geese fall, with exquisite grace.

Before she knew it, Qi Liuyi had become the "First Pretty Boy of the Eight Realms."

But Qi Liuyi felt this reputation was terribly unfair. She had only one wife, the woman she married when they were young.

Completed works next door:

Spend One Hundred Million Before the Deadline [Reborn] [Reckless Butterfly X Proud, Cool Beauty]

I Came for You [Reborn] [Flirtatious, Easygoing Bartender X Sexy Beauty Manager]

Theme: Love can heal anything.