"Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest in the world? Oh! Why'd you hit me?"
"Stop spacing out and wipe the blood off your face. Mom says dinner's ready!"
"Okay, then pull the Green Peak out of my head first."
"No problem, I've got another one here."
"Damn it, I need to stop the bleeding first! You demoness, am I really your little brother? You hit way too hard!"
"Actually, I think we do look pretty different. Mostly because you're so ugly it's beyond belief."
"Can't you pull your sword out a little more gently?"
"Quit whining!"
