Entertainment World's Chubby Chick, Come to Me

Before they started dating

Some Chicken: Haru, I'm your dad's friend, Uncle ZICO.

Haru: Hello, Uncle Chicken.

Then she turned around and said, "Auntie, that uncle is chubby."

Some Lin: (trying hard not to laugh) You can't call him chubby. That's rude.

After they started dating

Some Chicken: Haru, I'm your auntie's boyfriend. You can call me Uncle-in-Law, too, keke!

Haru: Hello, Uncle. (Uncle Chicken, did you know your face has gotten rounder lately? I can barely see your eyes anymore.)

Some Lin: Maybe if you get a little fatter, the female idols won't like you, right?

After they got married

Some Chicken: Haru, I...

Haru: Uncle-in-Law, have you been sneaking all the meat at home when you're alone? How come my auntie is so thin while you're so fat?

Some Chicken: ...Your auntie can't eat because she's got morning sickness.

Haru: Auntie, what's morning sickness?

Some Lin: You two... Ugh!!!

Some Chicken stumbled his way through life and even got labeled as a cosplay version of a certain senior. But he says he isn't the least bit angry, because that senior's die-hard fan is now his wife.

Some Lin had everything go her way. She was the "other people's kid" from the time she was little, and everyone thought she'd marry a prince and live happily ever after. Who could have guessed she'd be carried back to the chicken coop by a fat chicken who suddenly came out of nowhere?

P.S. I've been watching Show Me the Money 4 lately and got charmed by the adorable Chicken Duck Kwon, so I decided to write a short story.

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