The Second Young Master's Guide to Self-Destruction

Blurb: Shen Weilan has lived two lifetimes, and there are three things he regrets most. First, after his parents divorced, when asked which parent he wanted to live with, he naively and foolishly answered, "My older brother." Second, when his genius-level-IQ brother asked if he wanted to become just as capable, he obediently nodded. As a result, he endured over ten years of inhuman treatment, only to transmigrate and find that everything he'd learned had become useless. Third, he grew more and more softhearted toward Qin Zhao, a wolf cub who would swallow you whole without even spitting out the bones. One moment of weakness led to a lifetime of regret: he lost both his chastity and his heart. Reading guide: 1. This story is told from the bottom's perspective, 1v1, happy ending. 2. The pairing is: gloomy, love-starved top x carefree bottom. 3. Other than the bottom being a flower spirit, there are no demons, monsters, or godly older brothers or sisters. Read with confidence. 4. For the sake of one particularly heartwarming girl, the author has decided to write a daily update even if it costs her life. 5. The original title was "The Flower Spirit's Guide to Getting Herself Killed," but the words "flower spirit" sounded too precious. The author used up countless brain cells to come up with this perfect title. Hurry and praise me [Get lost] 6. Please bookmark, comment, and take me home. P.S. Don't be fooled by the title or chapter titles. This is a snarky comedy. A Yan's new National Day story uses an old trope, but she suddenly got really into it and can't help that. Please show your support (? >ω Theme: