Every Day, Someone Calls Me Their Male God

[Blurb] Lin Qing is a 26-year-old man. An orphan, he entered the workforce early. His life was neither especially successful nor especially difficult, and he lived by the principle that if one person was fed, the whole family was fed. Then one day, while lounging at home and eating instant noodles, Lin Qing choked to death on them _(:з"∠)_ But that's not the point. The point is, Lin Qing transmigrated, and was reborn as a fetus, no less. Lin Qing is now called Shangsun Qingmu. Shangsun Qingmu has a rare pure wood spiritual root and excellent comprehension, making him a natural talent for cultivation. He's the cherished son of the head of the Shangsun Clan, one of the three great clans of the Canggu Continent, and studies under the Cangtian Sect, the leading sect of the orthodox cultivation path. Shangsun Qingmu is gentle and handsome. Everyone who sees him says, "No wonder he's the head of the Shangsun Clan's son." Even his looks are better than everyone else's. Lin Qing is very satisfied with his life now. He has a gift for cultivation, so all he needs to do is devote himself to training. His clan and sect have his back, so no one dares to provoke him. Lin Qing thinks the only thing missing is a beautiful woman of equal standing. Then his life would be complete. But he never expected that Heaven would play a joke on him. [Heavenly Dao: The world of the game Path to Immortality has finished adjusting. Loading player functions and structures. NPC-specific quest management menus are now being distributed to NPCs. NPCs, please read the relevant instruction manual carefully. Players will enter the game in twelve shichen.] [Heavenly Dao: The world of the game Path to Immortality has finished adjusting. Loading player functions and structures. NPC-specific quest management menus are now being distributed to NPCs. NPCs, please read the relevant instruction manual carefully. Players will enter the game in twelve shichen.] [Heavenly Dao: The world of the game Path to Immortality has finished adjusting. Loading player functions and structures. NPC-specific quest management menus are now being distributed to NPCs. NPCs, please read the relevant instruction manual carefully. Players will enter the game in twelve shichen.] Lin Qing: "..." What the fuck!? This is the story of a protagonist who thinks he's transmigrated into a towering tree of the cultivation world and can reach the pinnacle of life in no time, only to discover that he's just an NPC in a lousy game. ※ Reader's Guide: 1. This story is set in a high-tech, full-dive online game of the future. It's a lighthearted 1v1 with a happy ending. The point is to have a laugh. The characters aren't very smart, and the author's writing is poor, so only buy the paid chapters if you're okay with that. 2. There won't be any battles between humans and NPCs. This is a peaceful, friendly society. 3. This is not a wish-fulfillment story. 4. The title refers to the eventual outcome, not the beginning. It also involves some exaggeration, since it's online. The story mainly has a cute and adorable style, and is more like the protagonist poking fun at himself. 5. This story is published exclusively on Jinjiang Literature City. Please do not repost it without permission. I also decline ranking crawls and harsh criticism. Many thanks. 6. This story's CP is Qu Liushang, a beautiful schemer and neurotic. Theme: