[Crossover] Don't Panic, Hold Me Tight

~Synopsis~ These days, plenty of people get possessed by Systems, and they come in all kinds, like celebrity Systems and protagonist Systems. When Mo Fang heard the System notification, he was completely calm... WTF?! What kind of System is this, one that has you stomping on psychopathic serial killers, punching nonhuman creatures, sporting the dumbass savior's halo, and striving for social harmony? And what's with being sent to all kinds of suspenseful, mysterious, terrifying, and twisted worlds to take out the villainous bosses? The System did generously give him a cheat-code teammate, but... [Adorable Theater] Some Elf: You humans are so interesting. Mo Fang: ...Heh. Please don't lump me in with "them." I'm normal! Some Elf: Don't panic, Mo Fang! Mo Fang: I'm here! Some Elf: ... Mo Fang: Legolas, actually, you can hold me a little tighter. I'm really nervous, mm. The Elf's pointed ears turned red. [Reading Guide] 1. Pairing: Legolas X Mo Fang. Mo Fang is the bottom. Happy ending. 2. A crossover of American and British media, including movies and TV shows! 3. Not scary. A lighthearted, snarky story, so just enjoy yourselves. Please spare us, research purists, quq. #They say archers have the most cheats, and the ancients weren't lying# #Every day I get to watch a bunch of mortals risk their lives to get themselves killed# #Call me the Mood-Killer Extraordinaire, thanks [doge]# #Tremble, abnormal creatures! Get ready to wash your underwear!#