Chen Xuan transmigrated to ancient times, phone and all, and began his daily livestreaming life.
"Jiang Jichen, do the chest-breaking-boulder act. Once we get ten thousand points in tips, we'll have ten taels of silver for pig's head meat!"
"Jiang Jichen, go work as a gigolo. Once we get a hundred thousand points in tips, we'll use a teleportation token to go boating on the Huai River and pick up girls!"
"Jiang Jichen, show off your qinggong and walk on water. Once we get a million in tips, we'll open the comment section and interact with the viewers!"
"Jiang Jichen, livestream a wedding. Once we get ten million, we'll trade them for the Sunflower Manual. Then we'll rule heaven and earth, and answer to no one!"
"That's not... When I said rule heaven and earth, I didn't mean rule over me... Damn it!"
Chen Xuan and Jiang Jichen became friends after a fight, bonding over their shared struggle to snatch a stale bun.
Later, like the bun, their friendship went stale.
At first, they were going to stand shoulder to shoulder and use livestream tips to become the supreme masters of the martial world together.
Later, Jiang Jichen said, "But I would gladly be The Outcast, second only to you."
Chen Xuan: "Pah! You really think that's going to happen, huh?"
Chen Xuan's description of Jiang Jichen: Cunning, shameless, and full of shit.
Jiang Jichen's description of Chen Xuan: A slim waist, a pert bottom, and a sweet voice.
A shameless young seme vs. a young uke with back pain