Reborn: The Song God Marries Into My Family

The historical danmei novel opening in October: The Pet Shop in the Cultivation World (please add it to your favorites!) Pet shop owner Qi Yan is inexplicably stabbed by someone, then unexpectedly transmigrates to a world of cultivation. What do you do when words fail? Draw your sword! What do you do when your paths differ? Bring out a magic treasure! What do you do when someone is more handsome than you? Poison him with pills! Transmigrated into the body of Qi Yan, a good-for-nothing whose meridians are ruined and cultivation has fallen to the lowest level, he silently takes out the original owner's savings and opens a... pet shop. Want your spirit beast to become more intelligent, fetch water, cook, fight monsters, protect you, and rob people (?). Want your spirit beast to fight above its level and help you kill that little bitch from the opposing side who's one rank higher? Want your spirit beast to unlock new skills and make everyone envy you, resent you, and hate you? Don't hesitate, come to Yanyan's Pet Shop. A Yanyan-brand spirit beast is one you deserve. As a king of songs who starved himself to death, Su Chuan is extremely grateful to Heaven for giving him another chance at life. This time, he's determined to sing properly and earn lots and lots of money so he can keep himself plump and well-fed. What? You say he's a starving ghost reincarnated? Heh heh heh heh. Foolish mortals, get down and worship me already! Shen Yi (raising an eyebrow): Hmm? You're full of energy. Do you want the whip or the candles today? Su Chuan (eyes lighting up): The whip! P.S. Thanks to Shan Xiao Ai for the cover. It's adorable! Also known as The Second-Generation Male Idol Su Chuan: How do you sing R&B? Shen Yi: Just read the lyrics aloud. Su Chuan: That's rap. Even I know that much. Shen Yi: ... Su Chuan: Yo! Yo! Check it out! I'll take a whole set of jianbing! One egg costs one yuan! If you like it crispy, add more batter-- Shen Yi: Darling. Su Chuan: What? Shen Yi: Please be quiet. Sharp-tongued queen gong VS secretly masochistic shou There's a comeback and face-slapping of a scheming green tea bitch, but this isn't a pure wish-fulfillment story. Silly characters, silly plot. Come on in! Theme: