[Record of the Misfortune of Immortals] The Essential Qualities for Befriending Daoist Yujing

The conditions for becoming good friends with Daoist Yujing: First, you have to be his friend. Second, you must not stand in the way of his path. Third, you have to stay alive. Don't think I'm stating the obvious. If you aren't his friend, how can you become a good friend? If you stand in the way of his path, he'll just kill you, and you certainly won't become a good friend, because he won't consider you a friend anymore. The last thing you should do is make sure you can stay his friend forever. If you're dead, you have nothing left. Of course, there are plenty of benefits too. If you become his friend, hehe, your life will be smooth sailing. As long as you don't go looking for trouble, you won't die. Even if you insist on asking for it, you might not die, unless you pick the wrong person and end up fighting your good friend. Of course, those three things are only the most basic requirements. But if you really want to become good friends, the kind who are inseparable, those three conditions alone won't be enough. So what exactly should you do? Listen, and I'll tell you all about it. I'm really not cut out for writing blurbs. My computer broke, so I can only type on my phone, which is why I'm writing little snippets. It's fine if they're short, anyway, they're just snippets! ^V^