Male Guns, Female Cannons

When the man swaggered onto the scene with a gun in hand, the woman had already been waiting for ages, standing proudly with a cannon on her shoulder. The flirtatious man came from a big city. His family had no money, but he acted richer than anyone. The devoted woman was born in a little village. She lived a simple life, unaware of how wealthy her family was. The man got into the car but refused to buy a ticket. The woman got into the car and bought the whole thing. The man acted like he could afford a car, but in truth he couldn't even afford a ticket. The woman not only bought the car, she became its driver. This is a classic that will make lovers who read it refuse to break up, and keep married couples from arguing ever again.