Your phone’s System will remind you to update, but Xiao Zhou’s phone never prompted him to update automatically. He didn’t pay much attention to it, so ever since that update, his phone has started acting strangely Σ( ° △ °|||)︴.
Message: Sorry, I’m going out for dinner with my roommates tonight, so I can’t meet up with you.
Smart System: Change message content? Confirm or cancel. Default selection: confirm.
Xiao Zhou: Hey! Don’t change it randomly! And when did I set confirm as the default?
Smart System: Smart matching complete. Message changed and sent.
Message: Darling, something came up tonight. I’m so sorry I won’t get to see your beautiful face.
Xiao Zhou: ...What the heck is this? It’s disgusting. Wait, did you send it? I’m getting this phone fixed!
Smart System: *sniffles* Hero, spare my phone! I haven’t sent it yet!
Message: Failed to send.
Smart System: Automatically revised message sent.
Message: Ha, I’m his boyfriend. Stop bothering my wife.
Xiao Zhou: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴Boyfriend? Since when do I have one? Change it back right now! Or I’m getting this phone fixed!
Smart System: …
Message: Sent successfully.
Xiao Zhou: *throws phone* I’m getting this phone fixed!
A handsome stranger hoisted Xiao Zhou over his shoulder and carried him away. Xiao Zhou struggled to no avail, while somewhere else, his girlfriend saw the message and snapped a black pen in half.
[The seme is sweet and adorable early on. He’s set up as a beautiful seme; the uke’s attributes are still undecided (honestly, I’m not too sure myself). It’s an anthropomorphic story. If you don’t like it, feel free to offer suggestions, but don’t attack me personally.]
Come on, come on, keep on, keep on!
Come on, come on, keep on, keep on!
The writing is great. I'm here to urge you to update it. Come on!
The writing is great. I'm here to urge you to update it. Come on!