Lost

Funny version: Before writing this article, Dominic, the real British Empire complainer at the "Tower of Babel" theater next door, found the author. So, when the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone into the earth through the haze, we started a meaningful, profound and profound dialogue on the issue of [wow~]. Dominique: Why do I work so hard next door to get up early and come home late, taking my gay friends to have sex with my lover all day long? But as long as he makes some snacks, has an abortion, and dances in bed last time, he will have a large number of men chasing him! Author: No, they were just chasing him. Dominic: How come his bed partners can go from A to Z but I can't even get a date! Why, why, why! Author: If you don't cry, girl, stand up and masturbate. Dominic: Get out! The following is the official version: Author: This story can be roughly summed up into one sentence. Music, applause, flowers, music, let me see your hands, yoyoyoyo~ Dominic: How about we tell this idiot that music means the same thing. Christine, who also made a guest appearance: Get up from the toilet seat first! Babel: This story can be summarized as - I have experienced three emperors in my life, all of them died except the one I slept with, also known as "The Brother I Slept with in Those Years" and "The Pervert Who Slept Next Door to Me". At this time, the author who was yoyo~ was kicked off the stage by the angry crowd before he could recover from the shock of being robbed of his lines. Everyone: What a silly thing! It's an introduction, but what about the protagonist? I saw the author struggling and struggling to climb up on his hands and feet, with a particularly obvious green streak on his head. "There's no way the protagonist is in bed and can't be called over!" Everyone: What about the other protagonists? Author: Either you are busy queuing or you are busy trying to die. Everyone:………… Christine: How did this parallel import become an author? ———————— Odysseus, a gentle and handsome man with a story, a background and a sense of moral integrity, has a sperm but no energy, is suspected of having purposeful promiscuity, and sleeps with all over the world, and they are all beautiful. The protagonist of this article is bisexual and is set to be the first prince of the Brittanian Empire. Like his father, Emperor Charles, he was a hostage in France in his early years. After returning home, he was rumored to be the prince's lover, and was nicknamed Lust in France. The deputy CPs are Lelouch, the seventeenth prince of the Britannia (also known as Great Britain) empire, and Schneizel, the second prince, who are under two years old and brothers. They are both handsome and strong.