Introduction: To put it simply, this is the story of a monk who slept with his consort - accidentally and deliberately getting involved in the political whirlpool, and accompanied the protagonist to unravel a series of old events, and finally drove away with no trace of his body.
End of introduction.
As one of the protagonists, Bian Ji passed by, glanced at the author, and said righteously: Donor, the introduction you wrote not only does not fit the plot, but also does not convey the essence of the plot at all.
The author who is filling in the hole and seems careless: Master, your Kaizi will give you to his wife in the near future and exchange you for two concubines who are as beautiful as jade, 36D, plump and with voluptuous temples. Do you know?
Bianji: That's very good, but I don't know how beautiful the two girls are?
Author: Master Haha, if you want to ask if he is prettier than you, just say so. Ahem, sorry, I spilled the beans. They look pretty good, with plump bodies, graceful looks, jackdaw hair, and cloudy temples. They are the kind that are soft to hug and will never be regarded as light bulbs when walking on the street during the day. Hey, Master, why are you leaving? Master, don't leave. Master, don't you say something before you leave, Master?
Debian Ji: It doesn't matter if he is plump, he can't sleep anyway.
After saying that, Bianji walked away, leaving the author trembling in place.
Author: ... He is worthy of being the monk who slept with the princess and the consort, with a strong air of domineering king! Hey, this seems to be the protagonist, damn! The protagonist doesn't leave, the protagonist comes back, comes back, comes back!
The BGM sounded: Come back soon~ I can't bear it alone~ Come back soon~~ The mountain road here has 18 bends, the Amway here is about to be sold out, here, here, here, the music team forgot the lyrics! Hey!
Author:…
If you want to know what happened next, please watch the extra story.
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In the early stage, it was funny to attack the handsome young monk x to the ambitious, affectionate and cold-hearted young man, and in the later stage, it was still funny to attack the evil master x to the ambitious and capable consort.
This article was first published in Meiqiangba, a historical fan series. The protagonist is Monk Bianji, a disciple of Master Xuanzang, and Fang Yiai, the son of Fang Xuanling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty. Detailed descriptions should be as consistent as possible with history.
Also, the author really checked the information QwQ
History fan, Bianji monk X Fang Yiai.
Regarding this matter, there is no record in the Old Tang Book, but the New Tang Book and Zizhi Tongjian have some criticisms.
There are many doubts about Gao Yang's affair with Bianji, the relationship between Fang Yiai and Bianji, and the relationship between Gao Yang and Fang Yiai's brother, Fang Yizhi.
Their love, life, beliefs, and wishes are unknown to us, and only a few lines remain in the Tang book.
Maybe they have loved and suffered, they will do whatever it takes to get what they want, and they can laugh like children in the sunshine.
Even if there are wild grass in front of the grave, the sun and the sun are separated.
I want to write stories like this.
In other words, I don't want them to be lost in history.
The author pays attention to the party and tries his best to conform to that dynasty.
This article is a little joyful.
Originally posted on the forum, but I was a bit too lazy at the time, so I changed it and posted it here.
Finally, don't be fooled by serious copywriting =w=