[Naruto] Heir to a Fallen House

A second-generation fanatic who can't be cured; ("Second Generation! I'm Senju Ume, the third daughter of the younger brother of the granddaughter-in-law of the cousin of the daughter of your cousin's aunt! That makes us pretty close, you know!") With a deep-seated malice toward the Uchiha; ("It's my fault for using the Uchiha name whenever I do something bad, but I swear, none of them believed me!") With a bond with her big brother deeper than any other; ("I've always wanted to drag my dead-drunk big bro home from a bar in the middle of winter, then douse him from head to toe with cold water. Just imagining it feels so heartwarming.") And she's also a good kid who respects her teachers and elders. ("Sorry, I'm looking for a jaded old guy with dead-fish eyes, a MADAO... Uncle, why are you hitting me?") Very self-aware; ("I definitely don't have any money. If you want me to marry you, wait until I'm an adult and get in line. Otherwise, there are already enough people who want to kill me to circle Konoha three times.") >>> Senju Ume, whose family has fallen on hard times, always thought she had the worst luck, until she picked up a neurotic rabbit. It tried to lead her in conquering the ninja world... From then on, she swung between luck grades F and G. Pairing with Uchiha, tentatively.