From Ancient Times to the Modern Day: Fortune and Misfortune

Everyone says that great teachers produce outstanding students, but the truth is, even a great teacher might fail to produce one. Yuan Xuan was a disciple of Yuan Tiangang, the greatest imperial advisor in the world, and the junior fellow disciple of Li Chunfeng, the greatest diviner alive. Yet all he could do was tell good fortune from bad, forever stuck at the first level of physiognomy. Still, with two prestigious names behind him, he lived out his life in carefree style. Who could have guessed that after he closed his eyes one day, the tomb he'd chosen would betray him? He slept for a thousand years, then came back to life in someone else's body! Good heavens, how is a charlatan like me supposed to get by in this materialist world? The author's off-the-wall version: People! Don't assume being reborn is a blessing, and don't think transmigrating makes you invincible! Life is reality. No matter how great your achievements were in your past life, you'll still have to grill kebabs in this one just to survive! Don't assume ancient clans have lasted a thousand years, and don't believe anything is eternal. You might wake up after a thousand years only to find your descendants are thieves, and that they've been forced into it! Don't believe a golden finger can do everything, and don't believe beauty can satisfy your appetite. In the face of real power, all this is trash, or not even trash! Don't believe that people in high positions are always brimming with authority, and don't believe they were born to rule. Maybe twenty years ago, when he married a wife for two yuan and thirty cents, all he could offer as a betrothal gift was a red hair tie! Don't get cocky just because you're reborn, and don't get arrogant just because you transmigrated. You still have to take life one step at a time! I'm terrible at writing introductions, so jump in and see for yourself! This story: 1. Is not a revenge story (important!) 2. Is a serious drama with lighthearted language!