After transmigrating for the second time, Ron could hardly believe this was the Wizarding World.
Why do wizards have to wave around shabby little sticks?! Why don't you combine science and magic? Someone who's never even slain a dragon dares to call himself the Dark Lord? Who gave him the nerve?!! Is that a fairy?!! That's a freaking monster!!! Ron, the former great mage, pushed up his glasses. Still, some of these little spells are pretty good, and have their merits.
Ron, the Innocent Great Mage Weasley: I am your shield, I am your sword. Until my soul is shattered, I will bear all your pain.
You need only smile, and I will put everything you desire before you.
Harry, the Thoroughly Darkened Chosen One Potter: Really? Oh, that's great news. Then I'll take you, mate. That's what I want most right now.
Ron, Something's Not Quite Right Weasley: ...?
Harry, the Shameless Potter: Hey! You said it yourself, just now.
The story centers on the Gryffindor Golden Trio, with very few Slytherin appearances. Gryffindor isn't bashed, Dumbledore isn't bashed, and Voldemort isn't whitewashed.
Finally, a tribute to the original: to the Harry Potter series we will always love, and long live Hogwarts!
Golden finger!!!! Golden finger!!! It uses very few common fanfic tropes: no tape measure that loves groping people, no aristocratic blond, no Veela heritage. There is no handsome, human-shaped walking aphrodisiac Voldemort, and Professor Snape doesn't just wash his hair and become unbelievably handsome! They're both barely present, anyway! Professor Snape is just a greasy old bat, and Voldemort is a brainless Horcrux-making Dark Lord with Nagini mixed in.
[Updates will resume next week, along with extensive revisions. I decided to come back and update after reading the comments; some readers' comments were just too heartrending. Updates will be irregular. I'm also regularly updating an original xianxia danmei story, so feel free to add it to your favorites.]
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"A History of Hogwarts" says, "It was Slytherin, that naughty kid, who used to harass the sleeping dragon, causing him to die numbly, so this school motto was set." ' Isn't that the same person who wrote this paragraph?
... Does Ron know what concealer and foundation are?
The principal in the previous life was so handsome! ! Even the snake spirit disease is so handsome! ! ! !
Light a candle for Wormtail, it's depressing that he fell into the hands of experimenters
No, no, no, the principal is so handsome! The school motto is also awesome!
"A History of Hogwarts" says, "It was Slytherin, that naughty kid, who used to harass the sleeping dragon, causing him to die numbly, so this school motto was set." ' Isn't that the same person who wrote this paragraph?
... Does Ron know what concealer and foundation are?
The principal in the previous life was so handsome! ! Even the snake spirit disease is so handsome! ! ! !
Light a candle for Wormtail, it's depressing that he fell into the hands of experimenters
No, no, no, the principal is so handsome! The school motto is also awesome!
Please, the author please continue to update.
Please, the author please continue to update.
I stood at the bottom of the pit and cried loudly
No way... Another trap
What a pit! ! ! ! ! !