When You Try to Stop the Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Ye worked diligently at the quick transmigration agency for over ten years without ever failing, until he was sent to the Fan Favorite Scum Gong and Pathetic Shou Runaway-With-Baby Group. Plot requirements: Play a cannon fodder scum gong who chases his shou into the crematorium, the kind who gets cremated immediately. Core keywords: chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium, revenge and punishing scum. System: To actively support the policy of raising children and punishing scum, please complete your mission and survive in the crematorium! Ye Ye: Can we talk about this some more? System: Then how about being a devoted cannon fodder who selflessly raises the fan-favorite protagonist's baby by his side? Ye Ye: I won't do either! System: Though there are countless misunderstandings between you, and though he loves playing runaway bride and is devoted to running away with the baby, think of the child... Ye Ye slapped the System: Sweetie, please speak like a normal person. To survive in the crematorium, Ye Ye was determined not to do anything involving contact with the protagonist shou below the hairline. He also wouldn't let the protagonist shou fool around with anyone else. The protagonist shou was so frustrated he was about to cry: Why can you go fool around, but I can't? You even have to control the other guy's health check report. Are you my dad? Ye Ye smiled faintly, holding the supposedly sinister and terrifying villain: Because my partner has a health certificate. Does yours? Protagonist shou: ... The villain nodded: Yes, we're both perfectly healthy. Reader's note: 1v1, sweet story. Yin-Yang Master, theatrical gong x fake love rival, genuinely devoted villain shou The first version of the blurb was written a long time ago. This is the second version, 2021.2.19 Theme: Sweet little everyday moments