BOSS...? Hmph, What Are You, Anyway?!

Blurb:

Who do you think every office worker fears most at their company?

A whopping 95% will answer: their supervisor, boss, president, or CEO!

The remaining 4% will say coworkers, rivals, and the like...

But this story is about the exceptional 1%...

They are presidents, big bosses, CEOs, stars, celebrities, powerful people, and high-ranking officials!

What kind of person are they afraid of?! ...Heh heh! You think it's their enemies?!

NO!

Then... someone vicious and cruel?!

NO!!

Or... someone hideous-looking?!

NO!!!

They're afraid of a gentle, adorable, universally adored... little kitty!!!!

WHAT?!!!

Heh heh! Don't doubt it!!!

It's true!!!!

Once you've finished reading this, you'll realize the BOSS...??(?_?)"

What does that even matter?!?? (′???)?

The little kitty!! is the one who's----divine!!!

The author says:

Simply put, imagine you're fighting a vicious big BOSS,

getting beaten black and blue, battered and bruised, and covered in wounds,

only to discover, cruelly, that you've barely scratched a single hair on the big BOSS! QAQ!!!

Even crueler, the moment a seemingly gentle, harmless little white cat appears, the big BOSS starts trembling in fear!

Just as you're about to wail, "This makes no sense!" Σ(Q ? Q ; )!!

you witness something even more brutal:

the little white cat smacks the big BOSS with its paw, and the BOSS's health instantly drops to zero,

with its soul on the verge of scattering into the wind!??

Mommy~~ I saw a god… Σ( Q W Q|||)︴