Mo Yi:
"Imperial Brother, why is your chest bigger than mine? Could you be a woman?"
"Imperial Brother, will you play with me? Let's have a potato-digging contest."
"Imperial Brother, since you don't like me and I don't like you, why don't you just divorce me? Then we'll have time to find our own happiness."
Maid:
"Your Majesty, my mistress sent me to tell you that she cut your nightclothes to pieces."
"Disaster, Your Majesty! The Empress has left the palace!"
"Spare me, Your Majesty! I shouldn't have taken my mistress under the plum tree. Then she wouldn't have chopped it down!"