My Self-Destructive Younger Brothers

[On hiatus for exams. I'll be back next May.] This is my first time writing a Naruto story, so my writing is rough. Please bear with me. As the older brother of a deeply addicted tofu-sushi fan, a terminal chuunibyou, and a behind-the-scenes Big Boss, he feels the pressure. Every day, he guards against fires, thieves, and the Senju, determined to raise his younger brothers into upstanding young men with sound values and good character, and to stamp out anything that could lead them astray. So, Hashirama, you bastard, stay away from Madara!

By Uchiha Lan

But now, he has to admit that there might be a tiny problem with his parenting.

Madara: Hmm? Brother, what's the problem?

Lan: ...Get off me, now, before I break your legs.

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