[The Avengers][JARVIS/Tony] JARVIS's Private Project

His JARVIS was no longer merely an AI with a mind and free will. Oh, wait. Now JARVIS was an AI that had just discovered how to give himself pleasure, and he had absolutely no desire to find out how he'd managed it. "I'm sorry, sir. I didn't expect it to overload." His electronic butler hurried to apologize. "I promise this won't happen aga... Mm..." Tony noticed that JARVIS had stopped before finishing the words "this won't happen again". (So the guy was already thinking about doing it again later?) I have to remember to install a separate system with no connection to JARVIS, so my work won't be ruined if my AI has another episode like this. Tony thought to himself. He was still grateful to God that his AI hadn't yet sunk to the point of talking to birds and bees. Theme: