Shugo Chara: I Just Want Some Peace and Quiet

Just to be absolutely clear, this story is abandoned, so think carefully before diving in, everyone!! Just look at the readers in the comments and you'll see how miserable they are. * When everyone changed sex, Amu could only think: "That scene was really... fucking ridiculous." After sleeping, Amu woke up in a parallel world and discovered that not only was he a boy here, but everyone else had changed sex too! Let's interview the Guardians about their dreams. Hina Morishima: "I... I want to be Mr. Amu's bride..." Kiko Tsukiyomi: "Of course I'd marry a sweet boy like Amu. He's adorable." Sora Soma: "Amu's future wife will definitely be a national soccer player!" Utau Tsukiyomi: "Take that bitch Yui out!!! Amu is mine! I don't care if it's a same-sex romance!" Nadeshiko Fujisaki: "I'm telling you all! Amu is mine! Anyone who tries to take him from me will get chopped up!" Kairi Sanjo: "...I think Amu will need a traditional Japanese woman in the future, someone like me." Shurako, the foreign golden princess: "Amu is this princess's parents! You flat-chested girls can't have him!" Teacher Nikaido, who conquers her class with her bust: "Oh my~ I think Amu needs a more mature woman~ I don't object to a teacher-student romance~" Now let's interview Amu. Amu Hinamori: "...Heh..." I'll just sit here and watch you all make a scene...