My Computer Never Takes a Day Off

Miss Qin Nian's computer runs around the clock all year with no bonus, because every day, all kinds of protagonists and side characters come to her house to watch their own stories unfold. Voldemort: How could I possibly be defeated by some kid! Erlang Shen: I have a blood feud with the Jade Emperor over my mother's death. How could I become his lackey? Imhotep: My Anck-su-namun loves me so much. There's no way she'd betray me. Perfected Ziyin: My apprentice is half the soul of an immortal. The pressure is killing me... Bai Zihua: Save me a seat. My apprentice is a demon god and has fallen in love with me. The pressure's even worse... Wutian: You two, wait up! Finding out my enemy's magical artifact is meant to defeat me puts me under more pressure than either of you... Jia Baoyu: Sister Nian, there are so many pretty ladies inside your magical artifact! Sadako: Nonsense! I'm not that ugly. Don't you think I'm cute? Ai Enma: I definitely won't give up my job as the Hell Girl. [Determined face] King Zhou: Good heavens, I swear I'll never write any more naughty little poems! Qin Nian: All of you, get the hell away from my computer!