An Unorthodox Path to Immortality

Literary version:

"In the world of cultivation, the hardest thing to bear is loneliness. Being unable to let go is lonelier than letting go."

"If I am a flower, a world unto myself, then you are a leaf, a bodhi unto yourself."

"Cultivating immortality is the Way, so is cultivating demons not the Way?"

The above is the literary version!

And here's the goofy version:

XXX: You're heartless, you have no conscience, and you're being unreasonable!

Ye Zi'an: Are you talking to me?

XXX: I can tell from your remarkable bones that you're a cultivation prodigy! Become my disciple!

Ye Zi'an: Could you stop setting me up like this?

XXX: I've had a crush on you for ages! Be with me!

Ye Zi'an: Actually, this is all a misunderstanding.

Top: So, what do you think of me?

Ye Zi'an: ...You're pregnant?!

P.S. This is a slow-burn, long-form transmigration story. The stages of cultivation, from lowest to highest, are: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Leaving the Body, Spirit Separation, Integration, Great Vehicle, and Ascension (though it doesn't really matter).

Buddhist cultivation stages are: Leaving the World, Entering the World, and Transcending the World. Those who ascend to the Immortal Realm become Venerables. There are also three tribulations: the Tribulation of Life, the Tribulation of Death, and the Tribulation of Love.

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