The High God Gave Me a Knife

Gu Huaiqing, who ascended to immortality in broad daylight, is an oddball male immortal covered from head to toe in flowering branches. Every last bit of his immortal aura goes toward growing flowers. Mocked by the other immortals as a weakling, Gu Huaiqing accidentally hears that the great Weisheng, ruler of the Yellow Springs, has a mighty blade capable of cutting down anything born of worldly delusion. To regain his dignity, he decides to make the great Weisheng fall in love with him first, so he can borrow her blade to cut off the flowering branches growing all over him. Care for her in every possible way, protect her, give her flowers, tell her love stories, cook for her... Surely, that would make him the perfect lover. ** Weisheng: What is this pervert covered in flowers, who comes by every day to tell me how humans reproduce, trying to do? Update schedule: I'll update when the story reaches one hundred favorites~