The Right Way to Woo a Mermaid

Xien has barely arrived in another world before finding himself in mortal danger. He thinks his luck couldn't get any worse, but then he catches the eye of a black wolf who insists on keeping him. Xien: We're different species, and we don't even speak the same language. We can't be together. Linton: Kisses, hugs, cuddles. Xien: ... Later... Linton: Kisses, hugs, cuddles. Xien: Stop pretending. P.S. 1. A fierce, beautiful merman bottom x a quiet, scheming black wolf top 2. Extra-indulgent, extra-satisfying, with an enormous golden finger 3. Interstellar beastman setting, pseudo-sci-fi, plot-driven. No research sticklers, please. Theme: Growth