The Love Life of a Lovably Oblivious Soul

On Valentine's Day, Lu Ye confessed to Qianqian in an empty stairwell. He braced his right hand against the wall, trapping her in the cramped corner. Looking down at Qianqian, who was unmoved by the pose that made countless lovestruck girls blush and swoon, he finally couldn't hold back any longer... Lu Ye [bristling with rage (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻]: Yue Qianqian! Why, even though the principal already knows I like you, have you still given me no sign at all? Qianqian [eyes widening in surprise, pausing for a moment before scratching the back of her head and grinning carefree]: Haha, so you like me? You should've said so! How was I supposed to know if you didn't tell me? Lu Ye [looking utterly devastated]: I choose death. Announcement: This story will enter the paid section tomorrow, Tuesday, August 4. There'll be three updates and lots of red-envelope giveaways, so don't miss out if you happen to pass by. This story is exclusive to Jinjiang. Reposting in any form is prohibited. Notes: 1. The male lead is a seemingly serious, secretly lustful stalker type who'd be perfectly content just to touch her hand. 2. The female lead is a dopey girl who's dazzlingly slow on the uptake inside and out. All she thinks about every day is eating, drinking, and sleeping. 3. This story is also known as