My Apocalypse Isn't This Ridiculous

The apocalypse came, but nobody really panicked. Instead, everyone was moved, thinking, "Ah, it's finally here." Damn, they've been talking about the end of the world since 2012, and now it's finally happened in 2015. But could you at least take it seriously? Getting infected by the TAO virus and becoming a living dead sounds scary, but what even is the TAO virus? It's short for "They're all over." In other words, get infected and you're screwed virus... Are you freaking kidding me? "Shui Zhihe." "What?" "I saw an infected person dancing behind you." "Tell it to get lost."