My Lord, the Male Lead, Please [Redacted]

God said, "Let there be light," and Edison invented the light bulb. The author said, "Let the protagonist get together with a guy," so the protagonist threw himself into the male god's arms without hesitation...

Luo Wen, the notoriously shameless god of unfinished stories who has been leaving readers hanging for ages, finished one of his novels for the first time. And what did he get? No flowers, no likes. Instead, he transmigrated into the story he'd just finished. Let's give him a warm round of applause. "You've got to be kidding me! Where are the flowers? The cheers? My food money for next month? And most importantly, the clay figurine I scrimped and saved for three months to buy?"

"..."

"Let me go back QAQ..."

Invincible, crazy seme + fake dark, real stalker uke = harmony!