The Fanfic That Started a Bloodbath

Setup: Proceed with caution, it's dangerously weird. The account card's personality is twisted. Pairing: Whatever you like Length: Two thousand words will do, QAQ Note: The girl who requested this is so casual about it. Word count: 3,422 words in the main story Before we begin: First of all, best of luck on your exams, @Si! May you excel in your studies and enjoy the story! You were lucky enough to snag a story request, but changed your mind six times afterward! I kneel before you! But since you're so adorable, I'll let it slide, hmph! This time, you insisted on telling me your final requirements, but I was very confused: a story about an account card in a game. Okay! I GOT it, but then you added: please make the account card's personality very different from the character's. I couldn't HANDLE that, okay? So I decided to write it however I wanted. This whole long message is just to make it seem like I'm being very formal. That's that. One more thing: the length requirement above is exactly what the girl said, hahaha. Theme: